IC Inbox for Ophiuchus

[tsunverde]

[He hasn't recorded a personalized message, so anyone who calls will be treated to whatever automated greeting the phone came with.]

Comments

[tsunverde]

Did I ask for details?

[needsapose]

I thought If I gave details it would be more appealing? Have you ever used a butt plug before?

[tsunverde]

Then you're an idiot if you think eyes popping out of [what doesn't get communicated in the final text message is the time it took him to continue typing] there is more appealing.

Of course I haven't.

[It was a full-fledged dildo. But that wasn't the question.]

[needsapose]

It looks like one of those stress toys, that you squeeze- the eyes aren't popping out of your ass.

Why not?

[tsunverde]

That doesn't help.

And I don't need to have a reason not to use one.

[needsapose]

It sounds like you've already got something up your ass, do you need help getting it out?

[tsunverde]

You come to me talking about unmentionable things and now you're going to insult me?

[needsapose]

What are unmentionable things?

[tsunverde]

Do you really need a definition? It's in the word itself: something that shouldn't be mentioned.

[needsapose]

That's just the thing. Who says it shouldn't be mentioned? You?

[tsunverde]

Polite society!

[needsapose]

I don't know where that kind of society is, but it's probably some cooked up fantasy you have to make yourself feel better.

[tsunverde]

I wouldn't expect someone who would send messages like that in first place to understand.

[needsapose]

I don't think anyone would understand you or this idea of a polite society.

[tsunverde]

I agree, and I have the misfortune of being surrounded by these people who don't understand.

[needsapose]

Like I said, you're part of some fantasy society

[ as if showing off pictures of his dick is normal and accepted by society ]

[tsunverde]

I'll choose my society over yours.