tsunverde | IC Inbox for Ophiuchus

[He hasn't recorded a personalized message, so anyone who calls will be treated to whatever automated greeting the phone came with.]

It looks like one of those stress toys, that you squeeze- the eyes aren't popping out of your ass. Why not?

That doesn't help.

And I don't need to have a reason not to use one.

It sounds like you've already got something up your ass, do you need help getting it out?

You come to me talking about unmentionable things and now you're going to insult me?

What are unmentionable things?

Do you really need a definition? It's in the word itself: something that shouldn't be mentioned.

That's just the thing. Who says it shouldn't be mentioned? You?

Polite society!

I don't know where that kind of society is, but it's probably some cooked up fantasy you have to make yourself feel better.

I wouldn't expect someone who would send messages like that in first place to understand.

I don't think anyone would understand you or this idea of a polite society.

I agree, and I have the misfortune of being surrounded by these people who don't understand.

Like I said, you're part of some fantasy society

[ as if showing off pictures of his dick is normal and accepted by society ]

I'll choose my society over yours.