IC Inbox for Ophiuchus

[tsunverde]

[He hasn't recorded a personalized message, so anyone who calls will be treated to whatever automated greeting the phone came with.]

Comments

[tsunverde]

Is that why you're wasting my time with this conversation, to rub that in?

[perspicacitas]

Midorin, I haven't rubbed anything of yours in many days.

1/2

[tsunverde]

[No, he's not strong enough. The last message was half bluster. He needs a minute.]

[tsunverde]

Which brings us back to my earlier point that your message was never meant for me.

1/2 (poor sweet beautiful midorin)

[perspicacitas]

Oh, but just because I haven't, doesn't mean I'm in any way opposed to having that status change. You're really quite lovely when you let your guard down you know?

2/2

[perspicacitas]

And I reckon you really would enjoy the nipple clamps.

[tsunverde]

It doesn't matter because I will make sure I don't commit the error of letting my guard down in the future.

[perspicacitas]

Have our past dalliances repulsed you so, Midorima-kun, that you so adamantly refuse to worship with me in the future?

[tsunverde]

I'm repulsed by the word dalliances.

[And knowing that he's had them.]

[perspicacitas]

Devout sessions of worship seemed rather a mouthful, but I'm amenable to the term if you are. Or would you prefer some other?

[tsunverde]

I would prefer not talking about it at all after it happens.

[perspicacitas]

[why though?]

Do you have something against sex, Midorima-kun?

[tsunverde]

[It's more that he has something against talking to people.]

Of course not. It's what The Twelve expect of us.

[perspicacitas]

Then whatever is the matter with a little conversation on the subject?

[tsunverde]

It's unnecessary.

[perspicacitas]

Ah. Less talk, more action?

[tsunverde]

Don't put words in my mouth!

[perspicacitas]

I don't believe I've put anything in your mouth recently, Midorima-kun.

[tsunverde]

Shouldn't you get back to whomever is missing his or her cuffs instead of wasting time taunting me?

[perspicacitas]

It's a shame you believe it's taunting, Midorima-kun. [he'd have called it flirting, himself]

[tsunverde]

I call it taunting because you're trying to get a reaction from me.

[perspicacitas]

Most people do interact with the intent of getting a response or reaction from others. I reckon that's the entire point of interactions.

But I assure you it's not meant to taunt. Perhaps the finer nuances of flirting are yet be too foreign to you, though.

[tsunverde]

I never had a need for flirting.

[perspicacitas]

Always had people throwing themselves at you, hmm?

[tsunverde]

Of course not.