Then you're an idiot if you think eyes popping out of [what doesn't get communicated in the final text message is the time it took him to continue typing] there is more appealing.
Of course I haven't.
[It was a full-fledged dildo. But that wasn't the question.]
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Of course I haven't.
[It was a full-fledged dildo. But that wasn't the question.]