Tanagura Inbox

[tsunverde]

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Comments

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[aomeanie]

ur here 2????

[tsunverde]

[Setting aside the affronts to the written word for a moment...]

Who is this?

[aomeanie]

[i'm sorry i'm not sorry.]

ur mom

[tsunverde]

That answer only narrows it down to all of the idiots I've ever known.

[aomeanie]

awwe u wound me so. where r u tho? u wanna meet up or smth?

[tsunverde]

I'm in the library. I'm sure you wouldn't care to join me here.

[aomeanie]

gross. have u even gotten laid yet?
hoep it was in the library

[tsunverde]

That is none of your business.

[aomeanie]

dont b a pansy and hold out on me here
if u had ur virginity taken b4 i did imma shit myself

[tsunverde]

I'm doing what's expected of me.

[aomeanie]

wtf u did have sex. how the hell did u manage to get urself laid all by urself??!
whod u do it w/? r they still here???

[tsunverde]

I'm not sharing details, you idiot.

[aomeanie]

details or it didnt happen

[tsunverde]

You don't have to believe me, especially if it will keep you from making any more crude comments on your feelings about me having sex before you.

[aomeanie]

dude ur liek the last person id ever think would have sex. even if it was a reuquirement?

u and murasakibara r the last guys i ever pictured havin ur cherry popped b4 mine. kise i can c bc hes a model and itd happen sooner or l8r. akashi i can an cant c him doin it. but hed b that person who does it once just to exp it. tetsu has better game than all of us so thats a given. hell i even picture murasakibara doin it b4 u!!!!

[tsunverde]

[Murasakibara has no manners! How is he the more desirable one?]

If you put as much effort into your schoolwork as you did thinking about that list, you'd be at the top of your class.

[aomeanie]

top of my class my ass. skool has nothin to do w/gettin laid in this place my dude.

[tsunverde]

It's good to hear I won't have to waste my time giving you advice on living on this planet since you know everything about it.

[aomeanie]

sum of us rnt prudes ok but this is gr8 what advice wuld u even give me? i need 2 kno

[tsunverde]

Prude or not, I've been told to avoid free drinks.

[aomeanie]

dude everyone should avoid free drinks esp if u dont kno whos givin it 2 u

[tsunverde]

[He refuses to praise him for actually knowing something for once.]

You should also watch out for drugs in the air.

[aomeanie]

drugs in the air wtf r u eve ntalkin bat?

[tsunverde]

Do you even read these messages before you send them?

[aomeanie]

how the hell r there drugs in the air???!

[tsunverde]

Think for a minute, you idiot. Do you really believe they don't have the technology to do it? I was once sprayed by a digital butterfly.

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[bakudan_bambino]

[ ooc: this is an invite to a top level in Gokudera's March catch-call where he blows himself up. This is literally going to everyone I ever remember him having a single thread with! ]

Help. I blew myself up.

No wait, scratch that comment about what happened. Just say "help" okay? Send.

Poor exploded Gokudera

[tsunverde]

[OK, maybe Midorima can allow that you share a certain unwanted bond with someone once you've shared thoughts on erotic stories, but he is not the right person to call for a medical emergency.]

You should be seeking proper medical attention.

[bakudan_bambino]

Trying to. Sent a mass text

[tsunverde]

To people you have talked to in passing but not medical authorities?

[bakudan_bambino]

I work at a clinic so I definitely know medical authorities

[tsunverde]

Then perhaps it wasn't as stupid of a course of action as I first thought.

You've received appropriate help, then?

[And he doesn't have to go hunting through the whole city for the horribly injured person he barely knows?]

[bakudan_bambino]

yes